Shadi Me Mili Jugaad Ko Pela

Namaskar dosto, mera naam Viki hai main Nagpur ka rehne wala hoon.

Main 22 saal ka ladka hoon.. Sach bataata hoon.. Mera land zyaada bada to nahi.. par chut ko paani-paani na kar de.. tab tak dheela nahi hota hai.

Maine kaise pehli chut ka bhosda banaya pesh karata hoon.

Main mama ki shaadi mein gaya tha.. Nagpur se ghar door nahi hai.
Wahaan shaadi mein kaafi sundar ladkiyaan aai hui thi.. par utni achhi koi nahi lagi.

Mere bhai log idhar-udhar laundiya set karne mein lag gaye. Ek-do ladkiyaan mujhe bhi dekh rahi thi.. par maine ignore kar diya. Jiska mujhe intzaar tha.. wo ab tak nahi dikhi thi.

Pehle din haldi ki rasm hoti hai.. wahaan DJ wagairah laga hua tha. Mera man dance karne ka naa hone ke baavajood mere bhaiyon ne zbardasti dance karwaya, fir hamne khana khaya aur sone chale gaye.

Doosre din shaadi thi. Mera man nahi lag raha tha, andar shaadi ki rasmein chaalu thi.. main baahar khada tha.

Meri mausi ke chote bacche ne aakar mujhe barf ka gola khilane ke liye kaha to main usko baahar lekar aa gaya.
Maine usse barf ka gola lekar diya.

Bas wahaan se jiska mujhe intzaar tha.. wo aa hi gayi.
Uska gehua rang..Gulabi lab.. Lambe ghane baal.. Sabse badi baat uske ubhre hue boobs.. Aahh.. Kya kahun yaaron.. Bas maal lag rahi thi wo!

Andar shaadi attend karne gayi.. Halki tirchi nazaron se man prasann karke chali gayi.

Mujhe dil se bahut khushi ho rahi thi, main bas usse pataane ke baare mein soch raha tha.
Maine impress to kafi ladkiyon ko kiya.. par uske aage nahi badha tha.
Aaj soch liya tha ki isko pataana aur chodna hi hai.
Main andar gaya.. Shaadi ki rasmein chalu thi, meri nazar bas us par hi thi.

Mera bhai jo mere paas khada tha, mujhse bola- Kya hot maal hai yaar..
Maine usse dekha aur chup rah gaya.

Main usse hi dekh raha tha.. Usne bhi mujhe dekhna chalu kiya aur muskurane lagi.
Mera bhai samajh gaya.. Wo bola- Bhai tu laga rah.. Main aata hoon.
Maine kaha- Haan jaldi kat le.

Phir main usse aankhon se ishare karne laga.. Usne pehle to ignore kiya.. par dusri baar waisa hi karne par usne reply diya.
Wo aankhon se boli- Mom hain..
Uski mom jo stage par upar dulhe ko gift dene gayi thi.

Us waqt maine ek bacche ko pakda.. jo meri mausi ka ladka hai.. Maine ek letter likha aur chhotu ko usse dekar aane ko kaha.
Same likha tha- Mujhe chhat par aakar milo.

Usne padha.. aur mujhe dekh kar ‘haan’ me sar hilaya.

Jaise hi main jaane ko utha.. vo bhi uthi aur mere peeche aai.

Maine usse dekh kar ‘haay’ kaha.. usne bhi ‘haay’ kaha.
Maine usse apna naam bataya.. fir usse pucha- Aap ka naam kya hai?

Usne ‘Apeksha’ bataya.
Maine kaha- Kaafi accha naam hai.
Usne thanks kaha.

Maine uski taarif karte hue kaha- Aap bahut sundar ho.
Wo muskurayi..
Fir poocha- Aap kahan rehti ho?
Usne Nagpur kaha.

Maine poocha- Aapka koi boyfriend hai?
Usne kaha- Nahi.. Aaj tak man ko bha jaaye.. waisa mila nahi.
Usne wahi prashn mujhse poocha.
Maine kaha- Same here..

‘Aapka mere bare me kya khayal hai?’
Wo muskura kar jane hi wali thi ki maine uska haath pakadkar batane ke liye bola- Yaar abhi batao na..
Usne sharmate hue ‘haan’ me jawab diya.

Bas kya mujhe signal mil chuka tha.. Maine uska haath jo mere haathon me tha use apni taraf khincha.. Uske gulaabi honton ko choomne laga.
Wo mujhse chhootna chahti thi.. to maine zabardasti karna accha na samjha aur use chhod diya.
Maine usse poocha- Kya hua?
Usne kaha- Nahi yaar.. yahan nahi.. koi aa jaayega.

Maine bhi ‘haan’ me sar hilaya aur kaha- Theek keh rahi ho yaar!
Wo boli- Kaafi acchi kiss kar lete ho.
Maine kaha- Aur bhi bahut kuch accha kar leta hoon.
Wo hans di.

Maine usse poocha- Aap aaj hamaare sath chal rahi ho na?
Usne kaha- Nahi..
Maine poocha- Kyon?

Wo boli- Vicky ghar par bahut kaam hain waise hum kal hi aane wale the.. par doosarShaadi attend karni thi.. isliye nahi aa paye.
Maine kaha- koi baat nahi… Vaise main bhi Nagpur mein hi rehta hoon.
Usne kaha- sach.. aapne ab tak bataya nahi.
Maine kaha- aapne poocha kahan hai.

Vo khil uthi!
Maine kaha- Any way… Ab hum to milte hi rahenge.
Usne kaha- ya, why not.. Hum kafi der se yahan par hain.. Ab humein chalna chahiye.
Maine kaha- Okay.. Lekin mujhe aapka cell number to dijiye.

Humne aapas mein number liye aur wahan se niche chale aaye.

Vo pehle gayi.. paanch minute baad main niche gaya.
Usse uski mami pooch rahi thi, Apeksha ne bhi kuch jawab diya aur sab log khana khane jane lage.

Apeksha se maine ishare se poocha- kya hua?
Usne tasalli bhari aankhon se kaha- sab thik hai.

Usne mujhse ishare se kaha- khana khane chalo.
Maine kaha- aap kha lo.. main baad mein khata hoon.

Usne khana khaya aur ve sab ghar nikalne wale the, main gate tak use chhodne gaya, maine use phone karne ka ishara kiya.
Usne ‘haan’ mein sar hila diya aur wahan se chali gayi.

ke baad, main aur Shaan ne wapas beer pee.

Main khana khane aur thaka hua hone ki wajah se jaldi so gaya.

Main phir 2 ghante baad uttha.. tab shaam ke 7 baje the. Main ne apna mobile utha kar dekha to usmein do messages the.
‘Haay..!’ aur ‘What are you doing?’

Fir maine bhi usse ‘hello’ mein reply diya.
Uska message aaya- Kya aap baat kar sakte ho?

Maine turant call kiya.

Maine kaha- Apeksha mera mann nahi lag raha hai.. main aapse milna chahta hun.
Usne kaha- Haan Vicky.. mujhe bhi aapki yaad aa rahi hai.
Maine kaha- Kya main Nagpur aa jau?
Usne kaha- Par mami ko kya kahoge?
‘Are yaar padhaai ka bahana maro aur kaho ki main dost ke yahan aaj rukne wali hun.
‘Theek hai..’ kehkar usne phone rakh diya.

Das minit baad uska message aaya- Ok main adhe ghante mein mil rahi hun.ne mujhe ek garden ka address diya tha. maine reply diya- ok.. main bhi wahan pahuchta hoon.

Main wahan apni bike se pahucha.. wo aane wali thi.. maine usse apne pahuch jaane ka message kiya.
Usne reply diya- ok.

Wo bhi das minute mein aa gai.
Maine usko saath lekar restaurant jaane ka plan banaya.. fir hum dono ne 9 se 12 ki movie dekhi.

Aapko to pata hi hai.. ki movie dekhta kaun hai.. hum to ek-dusre ko kiss karne mein busy the.
Sadhe das baje tak wahan movie dekhi aur usse apne ghar lekar aa gaya.

Bas fir kya tha, hum dono chalu ho gaye. Ek-dusre ke kapde utarne mein.. kiss karte huye usse maine bistar par litaya.

Uske mumme jaise hi bahar nikle.. aaha… kya nazara tha dosto.. uske mamon ko chotna-chusna chalu kiya.. to vo aahen bharne lagi- aah.. Vikky.. aahah ahammm..
Uski madhak awajen nikal rahi thi.

Main bas uske than choos raha tha.. aur daba raha tha. Kabhi uske honton ko chumta to kabhi uske chuchon ko chachora.

Maine thoda utha kar usse puri nangi kiya, uski chaddi utari to dekha makhmal jaise uski safachat choot thi… gulabi raseeli choot dekhte hi bas mujhe to jannat ka darwaja lagRaha tha.

Main uski choot ko jeebh se chaatkar salami diye ja raha tha.

Achanak Apeksha uthi.. meri chaddi ko neeche kiya aur mere ganne ko chheel kar uska ras paan karne lagi.

Main to mano jannat mein tha… Ek haath se uske baal pakde hue tha aur doosre haath se uske chuche daba raha tha.

Maine usko wahan se uthaya aur uske honto ko chumna shuru kiya. Ek ungli uski choot mein daalkar use fir se litaya aur uski pyari choot ko chatna shuru kiya.

Choot chaatte-chaatte vo mere muh mein jhad gayi, maine uska saara ras pee liya.. maine apni jeebh ko andar tak daal diya.

Uski vasna ab kabu se baahar ho chuki thi, vo kehne lagi- Vicky daal do yaar.. mat tadfaao.. saali bahut pareshan karti hai.. par araam se.. saali ab tak kunwari hai.

Main uski choot dekhkar pehle hi samajh chuka tha ki vo ab tak kunwari hai.
Main kahan rukne wala tha.. use tadfata dekh kar mujhe aur maza aa raha tha.

Main kabhi uske honto ko.. kabhi mammaon ko.. kabhi choot ko aur uske kaano ko to kabhi naabhi.. to kamar.. poora sharir chaat raha tha aur use tadfaaye ja raha tha.

Vo choot utha kar kahe ja rahi thi- Please Vicky daalo.. Please banao bhosada iska!

Maine use uthaya.. landChatne mein lagaya uski chut ko apni jeebh se geela kiya.. Fir apne land ka supaara uski chut par rakh diya, ek halka sa dhakka mara to.. Vo chillane lagi- Bahar nikalo.. Bahar nikalo.. Vicky!

Vo rone lagi.. Toh maine apne hotho ko uske hotho par rakh diya taaki awaaz jyada bahar na nikle.

Fir maine ek jordaar jhatka mara.. Uske aansu bahar nikal aaye, ek halki si khoon ki dhaar meri taango par giri. Maine jordaar 5-6 dhakke mare.

Vo tadap uthi lekin kuch der baad vo thodi samanya hone lagi, gaand uthakar mera saath dene lagi.

Uski rone ki awaaz ab seetkaar mein badal gayi.. Use maza aa raha tha.

Vo jhad gayi toh maine use uthakar rumal se chut ka khoon aur land ko ponchkar leta diya.

Kuch der ruk kar vo mere land par aakar baith gayi aur ‘aya hamm..’ ki awaazein karti hui uchhal-uchhal kar chudne lagi.

Kuch der baad vo ek lambi saans bharkar jhad gayi. Maine use uthaya aur bistar ke kinare par khadi karke uski gaand bahar nikalte huye use ghodi jaise banaya.

Phir main tel ki sheeshe laaya.. Uski gaand par lagaya.

Apeksha samjh gayi.. Boli- Tumne chut par nahi.. Meri gaand par tel lagaya.. Kyun?
Maine kaha- SHee jagah par tel lagaya hai.
Apeksha boli- Nahi.. Gaand mat maaro!

Vo uthne lagi.. Maine use kas kar pakad liya.. Taaki vo uth na sake. Jaldi se apne land ka nishana uski pav jaisi phooli gaand par rakha.. Bas ek hi baar mein poora land andar pel diya.

Apeksha ki dard bhari tej aawaz se mujhe dar laga par maine sab bhool kar 4-5 baar jhatke maare.. uski gaand free ho gayi.. aur wo apni gaand ko aage peechhe karne lagi.

Maine uski gaand par thap maarkar kaha- saali nahi bol rahi thi.. ab aai na line par. ‘Haan.. lawde.. tu hai hi itna mast chodu.. main teen baar jhad gayi.. par tu abhi tak tika hai.’
‘Saali chudakkad.. main bhi jhadne wala hoon isi lie teri gaand maar raha hoon.’

Main ‘aaha..aah’ karte hue jhad gaya. Apeksha ne jhat se lund se gaand nikaal li thi. Usne mere lund par laga paani pee liya, boli- itne jaandaar lund ka paani peekar main tript ho gayi..

Phir hum dono nidhaal hokar bistar par let gaye.

Tab 12 baj rahe the.. das minute baad mera lund phir salaami dene laga aur apeksha ne salaami kubool ki.

Phir maine alag-alag aasano me apeksha ki gaand aur chut maari. Apeksha jhad gayi.. phir main bhi jhadne wala tha.

Maine kaha- bol saali kahan nikaalu?
Apeksha- chut ko paani pila de.. bahut bhookhi hai.

Maine bachchedani tak 5-6 jordaar vaar kie.. lund ka paani chhoot gaya.

Ab main aur apeksha ek-dusre ke upar do jaan ek jism bankar so gaye.

Baad me apeksha meRe gaalon ko choom kar thanks bolne lagi- Tumne mujhe chod bhi diya.. to koi gum nahi.. barson purani pyaas bujhayi hai meri.. aur wo bhi kafi mast tarike se.. I love you’
‘Apeksha I love you too’

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